 | As country as an ear of corn. |
| Not only does every village have an idiot, they also have a Chicken Little. |
| You're never more than six days from Friday. |
| You're working that olive like it bought you jewelry. |
| Even a trip to the bank can be exciting, if you wear a ski mask. |
| The difference between a rut and the grave is but a matter of inches. |
| Do you wear a cup when you straddle that fence? |
| Fiance - It is French for future ex-husband. |
| I have a problem with people who only read one book. |
| Rent splitter. |
| Did we just enter a parallel universe. |
| Hey little boy, that's not your real mother. Come with me. |
| Ride the Ferris wheel. Pay your money. Take your Chances. |
| Too Many freaks. Not Enough Circuses. |
| Mutual external validation. |
| Take pride in your double wide. |
| oil of delay |
| inner drama queen |
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